Thursday, February 5, 2009
Miley Cyrus
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Steeley Dan Can Gargle My Balls
Sometimes I wish I had a penis and testes so that I could say things like that. But, alas, I don’t. There’s nothing I can do that’s short of a sex change operation and silicone balls, so I guess I’ll just have to be content with what I’ve got. Boo! Vaginas.
Anyway, I watched “Knocked Up” last night. That’s a pretty raunchy movie. Seth Rogen is a lunatic. I believe he penned both “Knocked Up” and “Superbad.” Let me know if I got that wrong though.
The only reason I watched that movies was because I had a dream about Seth Rogen. I won’t go into details but he turned into a silver-allergic Jewish werewolf. His fur was very curly. At the end of the dream, he tried to get me to go into an elevator with him, but I refused. He ended up eating this other girl who did get into the elevator with him. She was black, so I guess that makes him a racist.
Seth Rogen is a silver-repulsed racist Jewish werewolf. Put that on the next cover of “Star” magazine. I’ll confirm the story. I’ll go on record.
Gargle - rinse - repeat,
Jane
